I deer you meet me again!

D1: It's clear, just follow me deer.
D2: Are you sure? Looks like a car is coming.
D1: It's alright, it'll see us and break.

Driving to work this morning I thought I saw a big dog crossing the street. Breaking in and as I came closer - It was a deer.
Relieved that I didn't hit that and as I was about to push the gas, another one popped up in front of me and was about to cross.

D2: I told you I saw a car coming! You never listen to me!
D1: Don't worry, didn't I tell you it'll break for us? They always let us pass.

Stupid deers! Next time I see one, it'll be in a nice restaurant - on a plate!