Eat my shoes!

Do you believe in shoemaker? I used to. I mean I find them everywhere. Around every corner. Obviously in this town, they're like a myth. They should exist but nowhere to be found.
I've wanted to fix my shoes for over a month now. First it was hard to find them with google. Finally I found the only 2 that operate in town. Went to the one in center and it was closed. They close at 17!!!
Today is the first day that I manage to be back in town before 17, went there with my shoes and it was closed! Obviously they're closed on every bloody monday.
Shoemakers in this town must be very wealthy coz they obvioulsy don't want customers!